Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Aldean. Show all posts
Dec 18, 2023
Dec 15, 2023
Dec 14, 2023
The Santa Clause Country Reaction Gifs
Me when somebody says they
grew up on Tyler Childers' music
Boogity! Boogity!
You'll always be a fire I can't put out
New mainstream country songwriters trying to think of truck models and beer brands to put in their song
Well I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
When your stepmom is really into Kane Brown music
When there's one dude in the Americana band who doesn't look the part
When the first song they play at the office Christmas party is "The Christmas Shoes"
"Is Dustin Lynch a country singer?"
Jason Aldean's vocal style can best be described as:
Dec 12, 2023
Dec 8, 2023
Dec 7, 2023
Star Trek Country Reaction Gifs
When you ask her on a straight tequila night
and she's ready to fight
When he tries to pick you up using Tyler Hubbard lyrics
When your coworker is loudly playing "The Christmas Shoes"
Showing up to defend George Strait when zoomers say he isn't that great
When somebody puts Wallen's album at #1 for 2023
Trying to act interested in a conversation with a Kane Brown fan
Garth Brooks if he tries all that 90s swinging on cables and jumping over fire in 2024
Hey girl, is that Whiskey Myers? Well turn it up.
When the street festival cover band is playing Luke Bryan songs
What happened after you consumed an entire Jason Aldean album?
Dec 6, 2023
Dec 5, 2023
What Your Favorite Album of 2023 Says About You
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Pony Bradshaw - North Georgia Rounder
You read a lot of Flannery O’Connor and William Faulkner and still don’t understand half the lyrics of this album. You own at bare minimum 23 flannel shirts. You will only discuss politics with your immediate group of friends around a fire pit after a few PBRs, but there could be violence at that point.
Diplo Presents Thomas Wesley: Chapter 2
You enjoy music that isn’t good.
Jason Aldean - Highway Desperado
Your political beliefs have evolved your hearing to like bad music, as long as the singer agrees with you on every possible subject. You live in a suburb and have complained on the neighborhood Facebook page about “loud booming music in cars driving by.” You own $4,000 worth of camouflage but only go hunting once a year, if that. Your wife doesn’t know about the ED yet thanks to gas station pills.
Shania Twain - Queen of Me
Your nostalgic love of the late 90s warps your taste in unhealthy ways. You’re always quick with a “she had vocal surgery,” but never a “maybe she should rest her voice or retire” in the Facebook comments. You’re glad the Karen jokes finally died down a little. You should probably schedule a hearing test.
Flatland Cavalry - Wandering Star
Despite the tattoos and the extensive police record, you are a born romantic. You have cried about an ASPCA commercial and punched a guy who cut you off in traffic on the same day. Your significant other is a complete normie.
SZA - SOS
You write for Rolling Stone, or various other music sites. This album came out in 2022. Tough shit if it came out in December; maybe you shouldn’t drop your lists so early.
Note: This album is really good if you like R&B.
Luke Combs - Gettin’ Old
You’re most likely a cool, salt of the earth person who doesn’t have much interest in lyrically complex or musically adventurous songs, and that’s okay, but you still demand more than “beer girl truck.” You own $400 worth of camouflage, and are in the woods at least every Saturday of deer season. You are anywhere on the political spectrum except far left and far right.
HARDY - The Mockingbird and the Crow
You are a relatively upstanding dude with a family and a decent job, but you still get shit-faced at every Mississippi State game and wind up having to apologize to a friend, coworker, family member, or innocent bystander. You are either the person in your group of music snobs with the worst taste, or the one in your group of bro’s with the best taste. There is no in between.
Dec 1, 2023
Nov 30, 2023
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